I think even if following the steps exactly there could still be burns. “a few minutes” is ambiguous and could be technically satisfied after just 3 minutes.

Instead you are a choose-your-own-adventure author

Does memos fit your use case?

TIL I might be in a maze

I really can’t tell if this is satire? It has to be, right?

2. I dont think theyre worried, they seem to value informed decisions
3. again, true, but a bit of foresight can save hassle

What would you do differently? So I can benefit from your hindsight.

When in a pinch, men might shit through their dick

Hypernormalization

Where?

Any articles you’d recommend?

Hand sanitizer makes thermal receipts “erasable”.

Lovely to recall how I used to have fun doing this, smearing my fingers all over alcohol soaked receipts to maximize my absorption of BPA.