Maybe set an income limit of $25 million per year to be on the jury?

Oh yeah, I need to buy those solar panels before Jan 20, thank you for reminding me.

While you took basic computer classes, he studied the blade.

Dark Brandon, packing a piece, immunity-and-secret-service… fuck da police!

Rolls his walker, past Miami green, them proud boys homeless from the weather machine,

Yeah… you like that racist? The donkey can kick, ain’t no felons can’t vote so even Florida flip…… what?

What’s that smell (what’s that smell?) What’s that smell? (What’s that smell?)

Little donny, you in there, I smell your perfume, I heard you call for revolution on what’s left of fox news,

Little donny, I’m outside, an old man and the sea, my glock has mods, she stutters, spits a lot more than me,

I’m famous (they let you do it), I’m in office (they let you do it), your joke court is away now, Bret and Clarence showing Amy all of Tommy’s porn now, Let me in, I’ll be quick man, just lend me an ear, damn I know I’m in a red state ain’t no ramp access here.

He said his gut says it goes to trump, but I’m quietly hoping a lot of women lie about their votes and go for harris.

You probably have confirmation bias based on your environment. I own a contracting company and many in the trades drink the koolaid, and are completely blind that they are voting themselves poor over the long term.

Some people can only learn through pain - they can’t express empathy past what they personally experience - and those people tend to be squarely trump voters. They’ll vote for bacon every day as pigs, and only realize their mistake afterwards.

That’s not correct. When a person is declared dead but is maintained for organ harvesting, a tech is brought in to keep the body stable to best preserve all organs being taken. Think ICU, but focused on saving the organs with not much concern for the brain. Breathing, BP, and heart rate are optimized for organ survival until a surgical team can be set up for harvesting. A colleague did it for a while, and said it was depressing and a lot of sitting around watching the monitor and tweaking drips until they could arrange surgery. When my brother died, we donated what we could, but a lot of his organs were non-viable due to his illness… still, every little bit helps.

I’d like to lighten up the mood by commenting the guy is lucky this happened in Kentucky… everyone knows the standard for being brain dead is much lower there. :)

Burning Man was really great this year, but I’m really stoked about Blasting Horse.

George Soros wants those horses to rot… or be alive! I’m not sure which!

This just more pandering from the liberal rag newspaper The Wallstreet Journal. Whining elites don’t believe true red-blooded american republicans have the guts to leave states already teetering on the edge of becoming liberal hell holes, and migrate to god’s true country, where you know the gender of the bathroom in the remains of a strip mall, and where you know the gun used to shoot at government aid workers was purchased with sweet, slight coke-laced, $100 bills. I believe every true republican should come buy this property while it’s on sale, so that when this climate change hoax is finally revealed cleared up with the truth, every person who knows they are good, despite the “opinions” of everyone around them, can get what they truly deserve.

Why in Minecraft? I encourage the find out portion of this kind of fucking around. The law exists so that no group may cause another to suffer, and vice versa.

If Jesus interceded with trump it would probably involve a temple and a whip.

Lightning passes killed Disney Parks for me.

Sir the tornadoes would like a word with you.

I used to do some hurricane stuff, and talked with some people who did national disaster ops in Katrina. This was the last storm where ops were based in the region, as they had to record last messages to their families and evacuate on foot from the flooding command center. A lot of people don’t know how to calculate risk and assume they will be fine. I hope they know to bring an ax into the attic if they retreat there.

I got enough out of this that I feel you should try again, but try harder not to try so hard.

Costco muffins just got smaller. I saw people freeze with confusion

The password is “Barrack Obama was born in America.” Poor guy had a weather machine sitting right there and could never use it.

Does anyone have a copy of Macron’sDNA?

Buy a commercial tv.