Hey at least she gets you the easiest Legendary Unique monster in Monster Rancher.

Got that silver tongue pussy. Stussy.

Next thing you know she’ll be playing Elden Ring like a fucking poser while using a cheese build like some communist normie.

Nah, I need that real gamer shit. If she doesn’t have a Steam account with 60 games completed, 120 played and 400 unplayed with 1000 hours on Terraria and Stardew Valley each, then is she really a gamer, or is she just some fucking millennial just like I am wait…

English syntax hard?

There’s a lot of issues with English. Most of them are for using loanwords without phonetically changing how they’re spoken in the English alphabet. Then people wonder why they’re spelled like Ledoux and sound like Lehdoo.

Romance. Romance languages are the fucking reason you word slurring tongue twats.

But hey, at least we’re not Turkik.

Through the power of not letting the oil set, and using a rag or brush with warm to hot water, you will be surprised just how little to no soap you need at all.

Fwiw I’m not cleaning greasy ass pans regularly either. We’re too poor for that lol.

How often have you heard — “would you tell an Indigenous person to go vegan?”

Never, I never have, and I’m fucking native with long black hair lol.

In fact, the argument that veganism is incompatible with Indigenous culture is unfounded. Advocates for humans, animals and our ecosystems are natural allies in the fight against oppressive colonial structures.

… what? People are saying indigenous people must eat meat? Are people arguing that paleo diets are/n’t vegan? They’re not… non-obligates going to eat any calories they can get their hands on…

Is this some weird self-persecuted vegan schtick they only accuse other vegans of being?

The mechanical action of water running and wiping is what takes out 90% of germs and bacteria already. Soap is only responsible for that next 9%.

There’s still 1% unless you autoclave it.

Tldr: You probably don’t need soap for dishes if you wash them during initial rinse immediately after use and they aren’t super gross.

You still want to wash and soap your hands cause 10% of cold germs is plenty.

Also quit licking your fingers to open the plastic bags for produce at the store you filthy fucks.

12024 Human Era.

Thank you Kurzgesagt calendars.

On the negative side, trying to get people our after is rough. The gf still has problems understanding that yes, you can take both kids with you to run errands, shop, etc.

Staying home all day dicking around on Facebook while I do all the shopping and a good chunk of the cooking, dishes, and child rearing heh after I get home is always like dude, go outside lol.

… Isn’t that entirely a different issue with just a similar end result that’s also being worked on by progressive Democrats, krauerking at lemy.lol

It’s sad that it takes pretty people dying to care more. The world is strange. RIP to her and Slava Ukraini.

RIP Alexei Navalny and who knows how many countless others too.

You could always try not killing people and use fantasy or heavy drugs as a means for escape.

… We can only hope sometimes lol.

Wait… you can actually have someone NOT get 270 votes?

Oh… duh… 3rd parties taking some. You think it’d just be whoever has the most electoral college votes then… Alas, needlessly complicating things.

https://www.dropout.tv/smartypants sauce.

Youtube Um Actually for nerdy game show. https://www.youtube.com/@umactually that doesn’t require subscription.

I’ll take Uppies for ~$6,000 please.

It’s only us vs the billionaires! Don’t let them try to pit us against each other!

Anyone who owns more than two houses deserves to die!

Anyone who works X job is a bastard, no matter how much good they do.

No, I will not run for local elections.

No, I will not give up Xitter I need it to follow my niche artists despite them having accounts on multiple other platforms including BlueSky.

No I will not give up Facebook. I need it to poke meemaw and check the marketplace for things I’ll never buy or sell because Craigslist amirite?

At least all you twats use ETA less than they do on reddit. That bugs me way more than it should.

Exactly. Mosquitos = Christians, Jews, and Islamists.

Translation: Non-contractors who have stayed long enough get hired in and get breaks. Everyone else who hasn’t worked here for 5 years yet making 1/2 the pay your coworkers get still get nothing.

Gotta love America sometimes.