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/r/atetheonion
The Onion
Posted: November 13th, 2025
Mr. Rogers has miraculously come back and been diddling kids ever since…
Words… Mentioning lots of people letting their kids be diddled.
So if you’d like to have Mr. Rogers diddle your kids, be sure to tune into PBS Kids at 10am Eastern.
The joke: Diddling just being wasting time with kids.
Diced pickles in your tacos. Thank me later
That’s the kindest thing anyone’s ever said to me on the internet. I’d like to be a robot.
True… And yet Google is one tab or two phone swipes away for a really, really easily searchable question. And trust me, usually the one being not lazy for people. It doesn’t mean they’re not being lazy and fuck lol.
So lazy lol.
I’m so glad his name is so dumb and forgettable that this made me completely forget it for like 30 seconds lol.
‘I’m blind to skin color.’ - Guns
Does the advanced version make you yell at anyone trying to interact with you before 10 am because you’ve come from a long line of advanced users?
Is this aneurysm posting?
Phone spellcheck blows now lol. Tanks.
It’s common enough when younger. It stops in teenage years to middle age, then starts again in old age.
Do some kegels to firm up that pelvic floor. Drink less water before bed. If you can, remember pissing in dream means pissing in bed. Wake yourself up before you mark the sheets like every drunk lush of a woman I’ve slept with.
Walz: You just brought piss to a shit fight you weird little couch fucker! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pLbcLrquio
What, and make them host the video themselves? Hah!
We could always ask politicians to stop posting there…
The epitome of useful idiot on the left.
Sucking dick? Not gay.
A bear railing me in my ass while I rail a femboy twink in his? Still not gay. That’s the secret guys. Just don’t suck dick and never gay.
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You got Cred!?
RIP employment agencies.
Indeed. You could find one of the few posts I’ve submitted that says similar info with citations.
It’s literally a super light truck with giant tires lol.