Bizzle

Or as I’ve been calling it… SCrOTUS

I 100% agree, the warrant alone wouldn’t be enough

At it’s core a house is an inhabited building. I think an occupied outhouse might work even, if you stuck a much of them together with the vampire in the middle. I’m envisioning like a 3x3 porta potty cube with a vampire in the center one.

But yeah I think there would have to at least be a person in each one

Hey, I’m an amateur vampirologist. Feel free to tell me to go F myself if you disagree, but here are my thoughts.

In most media I’ve seen it’s not the property line, it’s specifically the house.

Subletting leads to an interesting conundrum that I’ll have to explore more but on its face I think it checks out. I also think it’s very silly and would love to see a work that explored this.

As I understand it, you’d have to build them pretty close together so it couldn’t escape, especially if it can turn into mist or fly, but theoretically I think that would work too if you could build fast enough.

Imagine being so cucked that you give away your already incredibly narrow and ever shrinking powers. What a fucking buffoon.

It sounds like parts of it became the Mediterranean, Black, and Caspian Seas

Canada and Mexico are also in North America so that’s a problem

I mean hes done it before with no consequences so we’ll see

“Obviously nobody else is special because just I am, duh”

-these fuckin’ guys

I wish that were true

I don’t like Gavin Newsom, but I really hope he does this. It would be so funny 🥲

PepsEco I think, I don’t see the “I”

Listen I’m not saying it shouldn’t be better. But I’d rather vote for a Musk funded Democrat than a Trumper. I would love to live in a reality where Citizens United never happened and money is banned from politics, but the way it stands I would vote for a literal steaming pile of horse shit if it was running against Trump and I’m not sorry about that.

It’s because of your purity tests that we got Trump in the first place.

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good enough.

Execute the DOGE staffers

Yeah but now I know that there are 28.5 grams in an ounce

Thank you for letting me know, I’ve been saying it wrong for years

Jah know they’re bankrupt in all the ways that matter ❤️💛💚

Fuck rich people