Threaten to use their slang, knowing that no matter how you use it, you’ll use it incorrectly?

“If you don’t go vote, you’re a skibidi!”

Have you tried to explain to them that prosecutors are not cops? Maybe showed them the intro to Law & Order?

They’re banking on SCOTUS continuing to gut regulatory agencies from having the authority to oversee corporations.

They want their fiefdoms.

Hello fellow Kentuckian!

I saw a story this week that pointed out in Arkansas, 80% of students who got vouchers didn’t enroll in private schools. In other words, if your parents couldn’t afford private schools before, they most likely still couldn’t even with vouchers.

That’s what’s on the ballot for KY. NO ON 2!

He’s at risk of getting murdered on the senate floor according to Lindsay Graham and others.

…it’s not like they haven’t had plenty of chances.

We would also accept “First woman president vs. last elected president.”

someone convinces them antibiotics are the devil’s work.

Antibiotics are proof of evolution, since the various microorganisms create resistances to vaccines.

Bold of you to assume he was eligible to vote at all.

The ultranationalist TV channel fast becoming Israel’s most-watched news source

Fox News?

But since they say what the genocide wing wants to hear, they’re suddenly reliable.

Republicans have always touted Rasmussen as reliable, despite evidence proving otherwise.

Vote anyway.

Already did. Everyone else should, too.

“Always Republican leaning” is a kind of reliability.

Vote anyway if anyone hasn’t yet. Because no matter if it’s close, a few points, or a sweep Trump is already planning on calling it rigged (he already has) and rallying his supporters to do who knows what. It’s going to be a long few months, maybe more.

The larger Harris’ margin is, the harder it will be for the GOP to steal. If Trump loses a state by 5 votes, it’d be easy to “find” five “irregular” votes and discard them. If Trump loses a state by 500,000 votes… they’re not gonna find an excuse to toss that many. Nobody outside the 30% deplorable contingent would believe that for a second.

All you folks who are wondering why Harris was so eager to work with the Cheneys and other Republicans and move further to the center, this is why. That 5% probably makes up a good portion of the difference between this poll and prior polls (along with the 6% of Republicans there who woudl vote for neither.)

This is exactly why Harris (and Biden before her) was careful to emphasize MAGA Republicans as threats to American democracy and not the Republican party as a whole, while the GOP desperately tried to paint that as an assault on every Republican. There is a nonzero number of Republican voters who can be persuaded to put ideology over party- the question is, is that number high enough to swing the election? So far, the answer looks like “yes”.

I’ve completely forgotten about her.

The only proper response when talking about her.

Nah, he just has Laura Loomer on his mind.

“Now where’s my pen? I’ve got EO9066 to sign.” - Also FDR.

He was arrested. And tried.

The courts won’t sentence him.

You’d think he’d know how to correctly apply bronzer given that he’s been doing it for years.

So the problem with Trump is that he’s not being ridiculed enough? The orange-skinned, diaper wearing, wispy-pube-haired, tiny hands, mushroom dick, broke-ass billionaire wanna-be, so cheap he won’t even bother to have his suits tailored, neck-gina, “dumbest goddamn student I ever had”, can’t drink water, nuke hurricanes, salutes North Korean generals, paper towel throwing, bleach-drinking, UV light up the asshole, bigliest, yugliest, covfefe bunker bitch will go away if we just make fun of him?

If you think you can stop the fascist by calling him Mango Mussolini or Agolf Shitler more, fucking go for it. Comedians get imprisoned by fascists because they hurt their feelings- but that doesn’t stop fascism, or else they wouldn’t have ended up in prison.

And I’ll point out it still sets up the same dichotomy as “men fear a woman will laugh at them, women fear a man will rape and/or kill them.”

This, exactly. A male Trump supporter lies about voting for Trump because he fears being ostracized.

A female Harris supporter lies about voting for Harris because her partner might kill her.

If this wasn’t true, we wouldn’t need the “Your vote is secret” messaging from the Dems.