It’s so sad that this could easily be a real tweet. Only the consistency of the punctuation errors tips me off that it isn’t.
It’s so sad that this could easily be a real tweet. Only the consistency of the punctuation errors tips me off that it isn’t.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
How many Stanley Nickels to a Trump Buck?
The only thing he knows about crime is how to commit it.
Goddamn, I hope she uses that line in the debate.
The economy of selling worthless things to cult members.
Tattoo ink from Amazon? Gross. Never buy anything from Amazon that goes on or in your body.
You spent your life peddling party drugs to kids and surfing, and now you want to play with the big boys. Bad news: everything you say is absolutely insane. Your own wife wants to leave you over this.
He really is IRL Connor Roy.
Maureen Dowd of the failing New York Times, wrote incorrectly that I was making the calls. WRONG!!! I don’t have to make calls to go on TV, or anything else — They call me!
Got it. So he absolutely, 100% without a doubt called them first.
A bear in Central Park
Wow, you’re being incredibly insensitive to the executives who stand to make millions off this merger and the resulting price hikes it will bring.
The question is can you get in and out before the dump?
Is your last name Trump? If not, you most certainly can’t get out before the dump. I guarantee it.
I’m guessing Secretary of State. He obviously has a ton of future potential, and any lower position undermines that. What’s your guess?
“These ratings are fake ratings. The best people are telling me this. And I know it’s true because I’m very intelligent—my uncle, MIT guy, very smart, good genes. This is the Marxist, fascist media trying to take Trump down, just like they did to the late, great Hannibal Lector.
Just yesterday, a TV executive—big, tough guy, never cried before in his life—came up to me and said, with tears running down his face, he said, ‘sir, I’ve never seen ratings as fake as these.’”
— Donald Trump, probably
Welcome… to the real world.
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I agree. And I guarantee that the Republicans will pull some false equivalency bullshit in response: “oh, so January 6 was sooo bad, but it’s fine when the Dems do it?”
Forget the Swifties. Don’t mess with Taylor herself. Donald has stepped in it, and now Taylor is all but required to correct the record.
Son of a bitch. I just bought a TP-Link Omada wireless access point. I wonder if they’re in the same category. The article doesn’t go into that level of detail.
This time he suggested both that Time had unsuccessfully tried to photograph Harris, and that the magazine had no pictures to use of her. “Time magazine doesn’t have a picture of her,” he said. “They have this unbelievable artist drawing her. And I said, ‘Is that Sophia Loren? Who might that be? Is that Elizabeth Taylor? Oh, they must be celebrating the great life and times of the magnificently beautiful Sophia Loren.’“
My god, his cultural touchpoints are so fucking OLD.
Hillary Clinton called Tulsi out explicitly as a Russian asset. I think she was right about that.
I didn’t realize he was that old. In my mind, he was one of those figures that was stuck in time, perpetually middle-aged.
It’s sad that he’s gone, but he’s lucky to have lived such a long life.