is it a legal violation if no jury is around to hear it?

whoa that’s a pretty good source

it’s (somehow) even creepier when you hear how he describes it:

“When I was trying to get [my wife Emma] to date me, first thing I did, uh, I let the air out of her tires,” Watters claimed, pleased with himself. “She couldn’t go anywhere, she needed a lift. I said, ‘Hey, you need a lift?’ She hopped right in the car.” (source)

ah yes, the police. the people with a reputation for always properly assessing every situation

Jesse Watters of Fox News has even equated a wife secretly voting for Harris to “having an affair.”

something that this article didn’t mention is that jesse walters’ current marriage started as an affair: he started dating his current wife while he was married to his previous wife. (source)

yet another example of every accusation being a confession.

the “freedom” they love so much is the “freedom” to tell other people what to do

this article is how i found out that bad bunny is not the dr phil girl

it’s actually impossible to be bilingual because you can only ever be speaking at most one language at a time

how exactly is it that any kind of endorsement creates a “perception of bias”? is he trying to argue that all opinions are biased? and if so, why doesn’t he say anything to support that claim?

depends on the context, but σ is most often used to denote a member of a permutation group

don’t underestimate the frog in hot water effect. it can make it hard for some people to notice the dramatic increase if they aren’t paying close attention. it helps fascists gain power

i wish the oversized suit from 1984 was back in style

Hasen first covered the issue on his blog last Saturday, where he cited 52 U.S.C. 10307©, the federal law that prohibits paying someone or accepting payment “either for registration to vote or for voting.” The penalty is $10,000 or up to five years in prison or both.

i wonder which of those penalties he’ll be getting

yeah it’s definitely a contender for first place

There is only two ways to protect a game against piracy, right? Either you don’t, or use our protection

this is the most denuvo quote i could possibly think of. it’s beyond parody, and yet, they went and said it anyway

interesting strategy to hire a lawyer for that instead of a psychologist

the belief that a quick 3 second rinse will kill off bacteria seems to be consistent with the ways that most people try to wash their hands

“The probability that a homicidal maniac will try to kill you is proportionate to how many homicidal maniacs hear your name,” he said. “So they hear my name a lot — I’m like, ‘OK, I’m on the list,’ you know.”

this makes it sound like high profile assassinations are caused by a bunch of “maniacs” pulling names out of hats

i haven’t had any problems with giant cockroaches ever since i started cutting all the tags off my shirts

so, people walking