That’s running with the assumption that any North Koreans survive combat (and don’t defect) long enough to return. Which is a very generous assumption.

North Korean soldiers will have to hold seances to learn anything.

NK Captain: “Private Wan, we call to your spirit beyond the mortal realm! Tell us your wisdom!”

Private Wan: “Always look up. Because at any moment an RC helicopter with a grenade will try to land on you.”

My favorite comment to date is; “Zuckerberg looks like someone who is constantly resisting the urge to blink sideways.”

He’d be a recurring character that you would see in commercials while on Feranginar.

“MEN! ARE YOUR LOBES NOT AS PERKY AS THEY USED TO BE?”

A+ reference.

Not the same species, but the same gamer rage when the truth came to light.

Without Kojima, that’s simply not going to happen.

Hilarious if she just took command and sat in the chair while Picard was still lying on the floor.

That time they brought a mobile unit to the bridge.

I forget whether or not they mentioned that he couldn’t be moved for some reason, and they needed the backdrop of the probe on the view screen from a storytelling perspective, but she should have brought him right to Sickbay.

I think Beverly just wanted to be on the bridge.

“It’s Mario & Yoshi, not Mario & Yohi.”

:P

Wait… Yoshi is a dude and he lays eggs.

Yoshi is a Moclan.

I imagine after ten hours of shooting it probably weighed as much as a banana in her ear.

Cellular Data:

Damn, is that the theme for next week? Hoshi Hate?

Uso!

“They’ll never guess it’s me under here.”

“Hello, Riker, glad you could make it.”

“How did you know it was me?”

Elon Musk is a wannabe fanboy of Tony Stark, per Iron Man 2. It’s MCU canon.

One from the archives:

I need a TV movie of this.

Won’t even let his kid use the toilet!

(Deep cut)

“A newt!”