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For real. The headline could have said “The U.S. is unprepared” and covered the same concepts.

Related articles: Bowser is 513 years old, beating out an old shark

Wow, I didn’t know luchadors could make it past 500.

Is the preview picture… not showing a shark to anyone else? I clicked on the article and didn’t see this picture there either.

I thought this was an Onion article for a moment.

I feel sorry for her future coworkers, but at the same time? I like when people have to live the perspective of the people they treat badly. I hope this teaches her a lesson.

It’s Chipotle.

Scientists discover racism: more news at eleven.