With a 24/7 livestream of him so nobody can deny death by natural causes, preferably muted. Don’t let him be a martyr.

Probably good enough for police to half ass their way into a warrant?

An Amazon owned streaming platform.

What are his thoughts on being used as a pillow for a nap?

Tbh I’m kinda glad Blizzard/battlenet games don’t appeal to me anymore. I got severely burnt out on Diablo 3, and it feels like all blizzard produced was either grindfests or competitive games.

Having not seen it or any of TNG; is it perhaps supposed to be hated, an allusion to other (obvious) demands for human rights? To be deliberately infuriating that it’s even a question?

After my meme review consultancy fee of 20 slips of gold pressed latinum, you owe me 15 slips of gold pressed latinum.

You can have a mall mass shooting from time to time, as a little treat.

Drag is great :)

I just use an app on my phone. Being able to set a timer with multiple stages is important to me for baking (I can make a custom timer that pauses at each stage of rising).

If i just need a quick timer, the basic clock app works for me.

Ooh, SSX, that’s a game I haven’t thought about in a while. I had a lot of fun playing SSX tricky and the reboot

The one with the toilet.

I think that was inevitable unfortunately…

It’s honestly perfect, it’s suplanted my previous name of choice, “Orange Julius”

*GröpenFührer

PoE one was better IMO.

I saw the Roger waters version of the concert in 2010, it somehow hits harder than the movie in my eyes.

Shame roger waters kinda went off the deep end.

Or disabling the stupid power settings that mean a shutdown isn’t a shutdown, and turning your computer off when not in use

And with any luck, we might actually see some laws against facial recognition as a result (/s, im not deluded)

How the fuck did they manage to get the tolkien family to be ok with using those names?