They ought to release a new phone every six months so morons keep buying them and my stocks continue to soar.

So fucking what? I’m sure lots of guys have had half naked women sitting on their lap at one point during their life.

I hate Elon. There is no grey area in that statement.

As much as I hate Elon, self-driving cars are the future and will be way safer than some idiot behind the wheel

No shit.

Surprised they’re not asking for peoples’ firstborns.

We’re

Never suggested ignoring, more about how you filter through it all.

99.99% of parents over react to their children’s “illness”.

It’s almost as if he’s appealing… 🤯

You can’t help yourself, can you?

They really ought to put helmets on helmets on helmets for maximum safety.

They’re working tirelessly to find the perpetrators.

You’re a Trump supporter. Your position makes sense in that context.

Sure

Who else doesn’t see ads in Gmail? I never have and have been using it since its inception.

Human shields around fucking cowards, yes. The women are completely complicit. I only feel bad for the children, but the parents of these want to completely eradicate all Jews, so fuck 'em.

Al Qaeda only manufactures terror.

Yes, they certainly do.

Another one down. Plenty more to go.