sHaLL NoT bE InFrinGeD!!!

My brother got his girlfriend’s named tattooed on his chest as a surprise for her. Luckily they’ve been married for ~20 years now so it worked out, but that struck me as a risky move at the time.

Long story short, my wife and I have been married 10+ years. She just changed from her maiden name to mine a couple weeks ago. I kinda miss her old name, it feels weird having the same name now.

Don’t care, just give me romanceable Elcor crew member.

This was an event to test and verify the voting machines and it was open to the public because it’s important for people to be able to trust the systems. He stole the ballots in order to throw off their count and manufacture a story because everything they do is baseless projection and all they have are their false claims of election interference and vote tampering.

In your scenario, do you imagine that all the Trump-appointed prosecutors and the Trump-appointed judges will willingly delay the cases of Trump’s “enemies of the state” until after the election out of some respect for the sanctity of the democratic process?

It is a horrible, dangerous precedent to say we can’t justly hold the guilty accountable because some bad actor in the future may unjustly hold the innocent accountable.

Sure it is.

The cognitive part, yes.

Trump’s a secret Muslim?

I would rather not.

You gonna do all that without even reversing the polarity of the deflector dish? Your funeral, man.

Hard to find list that differentiates between “strongest hurricane” and “hurricane that caused the most damage,” but I think this article has it.

If God wanted those citizens to afford property, homes, or rent, they would have been born rich.

They’re already very low. I hope it pays off for them in the long run, but FM25 sounds like it’s gonna be a mess.

I’m sure Melania Trump’s ghostwriter has strong opinions about abortion rights. Don’t give a shit what Melania’s are.

No, she barely won district 3 and so switched to the safer district 4 for the upcoming election. Adam Frisch, the Dem who almost defeated Boebert last time around is going up against first-timer Jeff Hurd.

Genuinely surprised they haven’t called for jus primae noctis yet.

Yay we are saved…

But hey, at least we got to sell more ad space by printing another article about it…