We now go live to the official reaction of the American Fascist Party:

Haaretz – which is basically the Israeli New York Times

You’re giving the NYT too much credit. Times of Israel is the Israeli NYT, at least when it comes to any coverage of the ongoing genocide.

Never forget the counterfactual “Screams Without Words” Hasbara smear job that they’re refusing to retract to this day.

Don’t forget stock photo memes!

Whatever you say, Karen 🙄

Still far too mild to bother anyone who’s not oversensitive, whether mod or “victim”.

You probably wouldn’t even be censured for calling the Chair a fool during a Senate hearing, it’s so mild!

If being called a fool is beyond the pale for you, maybe the internet is too rough and you should limit your conversation to safer spaces until you grow a much thicker skin 😄

You’re a fool

Only a fool would include such a mild insult as justification for their persecution complex 😄

Trump didn’t ruin Nick’s life, Nick did

The to are not mutually exclusive in the slightest. In fact, they’re mutually accelerative.

rules are rules and once you let one slide, then things keep sliding

That’s the most textbook slippery slope fallacy I’ve seen this year!

Do you know WHY they broke the rule? Because as a small party, they can’t afford to hold separate caucus and convention events on separate days and still be competitive in ad buys and everything else they need to spend on against the two rich parties.

The rich parties KNOW this. It’s exactly why the rule exists: to enforce the status quo of only Dems and the GOP having a realistic chance of winning anything.

So yeah, it’s antidemocratic bullshit from top to bottom.

Ffs! What do these fascists have to say and do for the billionaire-owned media to admit the obvious fact that they ARE a right wing extremist group??

It’s not hyperbolic rhetoric: the Republican party is LITERALLY a fascist party and every bit as extreme as any of the other groups mentioned in the article!

And guess what? His daughter is a paleoconservative with near-identical policy positions. Including with regards to torture.

They lost revenue

They lost HYPOTHETICAL revenue. Assuming that everyone who pirates a product would otherwise buy it is a textbook appeal to probability fallacy

the State Objection Panel, composed of one Democratic and two Republican elected officials, ruled 2-1 that the Libertarian candidates should be removed from the ballot on a technicality.

To say that I’m no fan of right-libertarian politics would be the understatement of the year, but this is antidemocratic bullshit.

The rule broken was announcing their candidates a single day too early ffs!

Looking at the first clue, my guess was “Ensign Wesley Crusher Fucks”

Alright, US should just nuke them and launch full scale assault?

Holy false dichotomy, Batman! That’s one of the stupidest ones I’ve heard yet! 🤦

The fuck do you want

An INDEPENDENT investigation and for the US to stop supplying the weapons used to commit genocide and other atrocities with would be a good start.

This is non statement because they lack facts.

Says the one pretending that it’s a choice of either doing nothing or nuke and invade 🙄

Quit being so blood hungry

I’m being the OPPOSITE of blood hungry ffs! I want someone to STOP Israel from murdering with impunity!

This statement is the only one they could make.

The FUCK it was! Even with Saudi Arabia, they got angry and didn’t let the killers do their own investigation!

Maybe better if they mentioned launching their own investigation

Ya think? 🙄

which they likely are

Not likely at all, no. That’s part of the problem.

but you don’t announce you’re spying on someone…

Conducting a murder investigation isn’t spying ffs! Ever heard of international oversight?

Apparently not, since you’re pretending that it would be a crime to not let the IDF investigate themselves 🤦

They already “responded” in exactly the way you’d expect:

The White House said it was “deeply disturbed” by the killing of a U.S. citizen and called on Israel to investigate what happened.

The leadership of both parties treat the fascist apartheid regime exactly like they treat American fascists in uniform (cops, in case there was any doubt) murdering people.

Continuing like before is by definition a LACK of response, though.

Might as well say that you’re responding to the decline of Polish snail husbandry by still not knowing much about Polish snail husbandry.

Tbf, that BBC one is garbage that makes it sound like the IDF shooting was concurrent with but not necessarily the cause of her death.

That’s a good start, but just a start. There is probably at least ten times as much…

You’re absolutely right.

The question is: Will they put the tax dodgers behind bars where they belong

Probably not 😮‍💨

The White House said it was “deeply disturbed” by the killing of a U.S. citizen and called on Israel to investigate what happened.

FUCK that! 🤬

The leadership of both parties treat the fascist apartheid regime committing genocide exactly as they treat murderous cops 🤬

In the EXTREMELY unlikely event that the Israeli court system correctly concludes that an IDF soldier murdered this woman, they’re just going to give them a fine and send them back out to murder some more!

One thing’s for sure: his anaconda wants some