I’m sure there’s plenty, the trick is getting someone to enforce them.

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

Run along girl, you’re free now!

He did great at making himself look bad.

It’s almost fascinating how he says all that and his conclusion is that ‘Trump shouldn’t have said it’ and not ‘Trump is a liar and taking advantage of his own supporters’.

I’ll feel joy when that old fuck kicks the bucket.

Keep your stick on the ice.

I don’t know what we’re going to do without Portland 😞

He really fell in love with that eye liner.

Total chode move

Just gonna drop this here…

https://www.readingrockets.org/reading-101/reading-and-writing-basics/reading-comprehension

Would someone answer that damn phone?

Depends on if the first one is screwed in tight enough.

Yes it is Billy Bob.

The law says you have to be 35 to BE president, it says nothing of nomination. She would be fine by the time she was sworn in.

Hey it tickles

The prophets know she’s a total b-hole

Because it’s not correct, she would be 35 by the time she took office.