Yeah, and we can’t give them that because trousers are a zero-sum game and if women wear trousers, then there won’t be enough trousers to go around!

/s

I call him the cheeto, or CHEAT-O.

Illinois Nazis

Illinoizis?

Because the gun nuts usually know enough about how firearms work to just make their own guns.

Yeah that would probably work

No, there’s already enough junk floating around up there.

Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor

To be fair its marketed as full self driving, not full self no crashing

Infinite free beer exploit?

He’s a single-celled organism and I live in fear that one day he’ll divide by mitosis and then we’ll have two of him

I drove past a car that had its headlights flickering about 15 times every second last year. No clue if it was intentional but it was distracting as all hell. (and probably dangerous to epileptic people)