A.k.a Jimmy Kimmel

Yeah my signature is a smiley face!

Yay I found the spider!

Ok, sold. I’m gonna rewatch it! Been decades. So damn excited

This was my thought when I saw the clip originally

Sartre shook me years ago with No Exit. That plot was so well done and interesting!

Years later, I read this quote. And once again, I’m amazed at his ability to word things in such an understandable and insightful way. I’ve read this quote many times but never seen it credited to Sartre before… that’s so awesome.

I wouldn’t have responded to some random letter asking if I’m a citizen either

Oooo I love this idea. Trap doors that lead to a pit filled with hungry gators… I’m gonna go get my axe!

That’s terrifying… I hope you and your family are able to get somewhere safe for the time being

I’m on the team running the weather machine this time. We are very excited for this run!

After gathering so much data from the last several storms, we finally have the power to call hurricanes and tornadoes exactly where we want them to go!

We’ll be feasting on the fetuses Boden personally hands us after this run, fellas!

IIRC, that’s actually how it was set up to begin with, way back when we used glass bottles for Coke. Big companies manipulated us consumers into thinking we were being lazy for not taking care of recycling ourselves and that’s how we got to this mess today.

It would explain alot

Sand, biting sand insects, sand in the tent, crazy wind, sand in the food, more sand.

Beach is great for the day, but I’ve learned to camp in the woods near the beach… not at the beach

Can someone explain to me why this bot keeps getting downvoted? I (perhaps naively) believe fact-checking to be a good thing… is this not what it appears to be?

I found the pedant!

I hope you have someone you can really talk to and share (if you want to share that is). I’ve been really depressed before and it would have been nice to talk eith someone but I didn’t have anyone close enough that I could trust with my deep, disturbing feelings at the time

driving around robbin banks all whacked off of Scooby Snacks

I think there already is one. Jedism or some such name

The future belongs to the Proles!

Yeah this is in my top ten movies list. So ridiculous and yet totally awesome. Poor guy just wants to mow some lawns