Love the name Pixel! Very cute kitty.

Mom: We have bat’leths at home

tapes together some butter knives and a wooden spoon

Depends. Are you a fan of honor?

The handle of my bat’leth is always sticky

You will be inseminated

Riker has always been pretty thirsty.

Yep, unfortunately. There will always be an excuse, however absurd it might be.

Her earrings are microphones, obviously /s

Tri any language once?

They’re just throwing terms around that they think sound scary. Trump keeps referring to her as a socialist communist fascist, which doesn’t even make any sense.

When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.

Behold, my surprised face 😐

I’ll honestly be shocked if they actually do anything about it, and that saddens me.

I see that you know your judo well.

Yep. Still a lot of fuckery going on.

My state (Georgia) is… purpler?.. Heading in the right direction.

At first I was like he’s doing a chinup, bad ass! But why is the picture rotat- oh… Oh, wait…

I think part of it, too, was calibrating himself to go up against Walz. He was gollygeewashed.

“I am… fully functional.”