A bowel contraction sandwich. Thick cut. Kills men over 50. I salute you.
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TedDallas@programming.devto Technology@lemmy.world•Coin-sized nuclear 3V battery with 50-year lifespan enters mass productionEnglish4·1 month agoSo you’re saying that if I buy about 500 million of these I can use them to charge my electric car?
TedDallas@programming.devto Technology@lemmy.world•Oracle hid serious data breach from customers, now hacker has it up for saleEnglish4·1 month agoYes. It exists. Whether or not they are actively enforcing anything during the current administration is open to question. The fortune 10 company I work for takes the SEC seriously.
TedDallas@programming.devto Technology@lemmy.world•Oracle hid serious data breach from customers, now hacker has it up for saleEnglish61·1 month agoOracle is a public company. Public companies must file data breaches with the SEC or they can get into some hot water. They are not ran by smart people.
Yup, and they sent men to the moon with 32 kilobytes of RAM. It was enough to go to the moon, and by god it was enough for you!
Ah, a fellow ancient one from the time before color. Cheers.
Lil’ bitch, I’m a 16KB expansion cartridge in my Vic-20 years old.
TedDallas@programming.devto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•This is outrageous it's unfair!English34·2 months agoVibe Coding essentially automates copy-and-pasting the answers from StackOverflow.com.
But sometimes it pastes in the code from the questions.
#include “the_entire_fucking_internet.h”
TedDallas@programming.devto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Git, invented in 2005. Programmers on 2004:English8·2 months agogit push origin master # moron
Dang Decartes! How’d ya get so swole?
TedDallas@programming.devto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A full-stack developerEnglish9·2 months agoTypical scrum master.
Personally I feel like it is a dumb question. Life gives you meaning. By that I mean life enables the creation of symbolic truths. And what enables life is a different question.