I’ve literally never seen any of these except the top symbol.

Nope! Gotta keep our eye on 2028!!!

You forgot to escape.

Nope, been playing it for a couple days now. It’s just the same as it ever was. The web port itself is seamless (been playing on Firefox with a 10-year-old Macbook), but the game has a clunky, PITA UI.

It’s kinda maddening in that no matter how well you clear every level, your character is likely to stall at some point and you’ll have to start over. For anybody who doesn’t know, you can start the game over again using the same character and re-loot the same levels; they don’t respawn once you clear them otherwise. In this way you can continually train up your character to make it further into the dungeon. At first it seems like this was a mistake, but then it seems that it actually was a design decision. It was the first of its kind, so it gets a pass I suppose.

The shopkeepers inventory also does not cycle until you buy something and then that slot refills. So whatever you’ve got is what you’ve got. Unlike most of the games that came after, you are actually somewhat dependent on the shopkeepers for decent gear.

That said, it’s still fun. Really fun. It’s not hard to see why it started something.

Yeah. He must be talking to a crowd that he figures can take a guess, but I wouldn’t think that such a crowd would find it very funny. A normie crowd would just have no idea wtf he means at all.

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This happens very rarely, but it does happen from time to time. When a website starts acting weird out of nowhere I keep a copy of Chrome installed just for that use and then promptly return to Firefox.

Bold of you to insinuate any of them are capable of embarrassment.

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Wasn’t the right poised to take it all in a landslide only just… checks notes - yesterday?

My bank still raised my mortgage by 20% because apparently they can’t set up an escrow properly and apparently that’s my problem now.

This just happened to me, it’s because insurance for the year jumped 30%. 🤯 I don’t like it, but it’s difficult for the mortgage company to predict that kind of shit. You can change your insurance, and I went looking, but everything I found was even more expensive.

We need to just work on making our own. Then the Vulcans will find us.

Trump loves crypto now? Oh that will guarantee a win.

Can’t. Google shanked them all with anticompetitive behavior. So instead, I think I will do all I can to punish them for that.

Wasn’t this just a “hard landing” yesterday? Or is this a different event?

What a coward. The country can go fuck itself, so just own up to it you pussy. But no no, he’s all “my wife did it.” So not only can we go fuck ourselves, we’re also rock stupid.

I’m not reading all that. I just need one answer from any suit at Mozilla: are you going to sell us out or not.

Ah yes, the old “do criminal shit and then when you’re held to account for your criminal shit, scream loudly about how they’re trying to ‘silence’ your voice” routine. We know it well.

I bet Kristi Noem wouldn’t have stood for this.

Name one nasty lie you sack of shit.