Oh. That’s a bummer. Guess we’ll just have to wait for the next assassin. /shrug.

Yea this is getting dangerous. We need to put him somewhere safe. Like really safe. Maybe like concrete walls so bullets can’t get through, and barred windows to prevent would-be assassins from getting in. Have like multiple points of entry under lock and key, with armed guards all over.

Wall off the entire area too - big tall concrete walls. And barbed wire on top. No one’s getting through that! Ooh and some towers around good vantage points with spotlights and snipers.

We really can’t be too careful.

Does anyone know a place like that where Trump might belong?

I’m gonna make a peanut butter and jelly pizza now just out of spite.

3.3m / 182b = 0.0018% of Elon Musk’s wealth.

What percentage of your wealth do you lose if you get caught driving 5mph over the speed limit?

This shit needs to be proportional to both severity of the crime and total wealth.

There’s a lot of things to argue about, but pizza just isn’t one of them. It’s a chunk of bread with leftovers on it. If it tastes good on pizza, it belongs on pizza; and what tastes good on pizza depends on the tongue probing it.

Pineapple… sausage… anchovies… goat cheese… potato chips… a fucking strawberry slurpee - if you like it, you rock it.

The only wrong option is to abstain from making/ordering the pizza you want because that ingredient doesn’t ‘belong’ there.

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BWAHAHAHAHA

34% of NASCAR fans are there for the crashes and fire though.

I mean, you just about nailed it.

Soooo… fair warning, you might not want to click this one.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/rectovaginal-fistula/symptoms-causes/syc-20377108

I just can’t make up my mind on this one… should I eat a salad, or light my testicles on fire? I mean, it’s not that I want my testicles on fire, it’s just that I’m really not in the mood for salad.

Six one, half dozen the other, ya know?!

“…but my lord, there is no such force!”

This is like watching a couple race cars compete; one goes 100% from the first milisecond and wows the crowd with its speed and accuracy; and the other car stalls out a few feet into the race, catches on fire, and spends the rest of the event just spewing out noxious plumes.

…and then we start getting polls about which one people think did better…

AI (or at least the algorithm shit we’re calling ‘AI’ that isn’t intelligence, artificial or otherwise) getting a robot body is just installing a program onto a computer with moving parts. …not really anything new or exciting about this.

For those who didn’t watch, ^that isn’t like stupid internet humor… Trump was literally complaining about that on stage.

If it’s done correctly, it should really only be hitting the C4 or C5 vertebral region; anything else is just poor form.

A very concerning headline if you haven’t been following current events.

Increase your workout efficiency by targeting shoulders and biceps at the same time!

to show your uncle who’s only seen the Fox News version of Trump?

Not videos, but this list should hit pretty hard to the ‘support our troops’ crowd.

Donald Trump Hates The US Military - Long List Of Links

Don’t send the whole list at once - it’ll be ignored. Send a link, wait a day, send another, etc. Drag it out to keep it in his field of view.

And you better not do it again - or else!