The comments volunteering to assist with translation gives me the fuzzies. (:

“Submit and get over it!” 🤡

DO NOT START KETO WITHOUT FIRST CONSULTING WITH YOUR DOCTOR!!!

You want to feel like a knight? —visibly sweating—

74 - Itoki Hana

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Let’s address the real issue here:

Sorry no one thought your joke was funny. Maybe next time, champ.

They’re not touchy.

They’re cautious, because that phrase is often used unironically and they don’t tolerate that shit here.

And good for them.

Also a reminder that Bandai Namco patented mini-games on loading screens! Now no one else can do that.

When you patent general ideas, you rob people of an experience.

Might as well start patenting art styles at this point.

My ma is 72 and is still hiking, kayaking, and living her best life. (:

She also wants to hike the entire Appalachian trail before she turns 80!

Fun fact: some tuxedo cats actually have prominent Siamese genetics! Siamese cats are known for being very very vocal.

I’d assume that the main reason they’re referred to as “medical equipment” is for insurance reasons. They fall under that broad category of patient care, so that’s where they are grouped.

If that’s true, you have capitalism to thank for that specification.

I am constantly cleaning my glasses. I’d like to recommend “koala cloths”! Because those standard microfiber cloths are absolute butt & seem to just redistribute smears. Koala cloths cleans out those smudges in seconds!

Seriously: it’s a miniscule investment, and you’ll thank me once you try it.

“Dang. This is, like… the never-ending soda.”

Poki is still a maniac. They just made the trash cans less accessible now.

Yeah. We’ll see.

My meds come in boring orange plastic bottles and I still pay too much.

Snoop Dogg, I’d wager.

• ☆☆ Diddy Kong Racing ☆☆
• Chameleon Twist
• Mario 64
• Mario Kart 64
• Super Smash Bros
• Starfox 64
• Pokémon Snap
• Pokemon Stadium 2

I’ve gone on countless rants about how I loved Subnautica but loathed Below Zero.

In short, I hope that newest entry:

• stays in the water 90-95% of the time
• shuts up the protagonist
• seriously… shut up. Stop talking. Shut up. Let things be mysterious.

Seriously, Subnautica is one of my favorite games of all time and one of the first to make me care about it’s world. I’m only harsh because I want to like it so badly.

Also: I felt like Below Zero was one long trailer for the next game. Especially the ending. So absolutely disappointed… my kid still remembers my indignant anger at the ending more than the actual game, and still thinks it was the funniest reaction to the ending of any game we’ve ever played.