He flees if you come close, cause he wants to chase and be chased!

Oooo, such a long cat! So stretchy!!

Girl cat is polite! Sometimes! When she wants to be! With people she likes!

Okay she is very not polite lmao.

So fancy! When light hits the brown fur just right, she almost glows!

Considering she hates everyone who is not my mother, she talks so much about us! So so much!

It sure feels like it’s been that long

It also feels like that was yesterday though so

Fuck the inexorable passage of time, yo.

Ooh it absolutely won’t be to make it cheaper on poor people. Can’t drive to a further store? Costs more. Have a baby? All the baby stuff fifty percent more! It will only be used to screw poverty people who can’t go further away to get better prices.

Woo New Jersey!! We’re good at things sometimes!!

I pay the price everyday and I will never stop consuming delicious dairy even as it hurts me so much.

So like, I confirm this.

Most people have Neanderthal dna, I’m sure my family has these ancestors, given how many people make short jokes.

I’m the national average I swear! Everyone is just a giant!

She is extremely beautiful, and she knows it! Also very naughty XD

Love the amount of violence the kitties get into and how use she is to them just smacking each other occasionally.

Depression does suck! Hope it gets less worse! I haven’t written fanfic in a few years because of it myself, but mostly over not doing much of uhh…anything! Except canning. I can eat the canned food! Can’t eat the words.

Ahhh, when I use to write fanfic I thought the same way but came to the opposite conclusion.

I am writing for me, I want to write it and read it, and I’ll throw this into the ocean of other fanfics and no longer care if anyone else wants to read it. If they do, it’s there for them.

Some play on the word ‘hotties’ I guess? Maybe all the household objects are particularly ‘fit’? Seems weird to me too instead of using hotties.

1.5 update, with the entire island, I’d have bought in a heartbeat! It was insane seeing all the added stuff!

I watched this during a date with my now husband. Sure is something! Mostly boring, because a lot of story sure didn’t stay in my head other than “they based going into the steam tunnels on something that sort of happened” and “ah yes the twin towers. This has aged well”

For a split second I thought he was cuddling a split open salmon or something!

Ooo what a good little hunter! You get that felt mousie!

He looks very fuzzy and warm!