…I’m on a 15 Pro

I just want to play infinity blade on my modern iPhone

I knew that Chinese baby-eating robot was a mistake

The British-Canadian Hipster found of Vice became the leader of an anti-immigrant white nationalist group in the United States? Weird character arc. Anyone have any insight?

Wow I really thought this was going to be an onion article

You just don’t turn down an execution for any reason in Texas. We just love execution too damn much, too much damn fun. Falsified evidence? Doesn’t matter, calendar says EXECUTION so somebody’s getting crispy

I mean it’s kind of par for the course. Movies have been considered an art form for a long time but they’re first and foremost treated as a business by those in control of the money

How is it that he looks older than his own dad

He owed money to Jabba the Hutt, apparently

Damn beat me to it

Threat to what? Is an anime streaming site going to commit a 9/11?

Terminal Lucidity

I like to think it was constipational rage

Man I would love if they did Nintendo consoles

Reminds me of my ex

Needs more rollin

After New Yorker dies of [dolphin noise]

I still love their games and franchises, but damn I hate them as a company

Easy mistake to make. No, this is actually about the Margaritaville guy

The horse?!