Sugar, cinnamon, and butter on spaghetti is amazing (sans meat, herbs, and spaghetti sauce, in case it needed to be said). It doesn’t taste like spaghetti; it tastes like dessert.

All clocks in my home must be perfectly synced with atomic time. I will sit there and wait until the very last moment before hitting the button to confirm the time on the microwave/stove/wall clock/etc., so that it doesn’t change over to the next minute until it’s supposed to.

The irony is that the rest of my life is in complete chaos due to having untreated ADHD. Keeping accurate time is the one thing I care about having in order. Thankfully DST doesn’t exist where I live so I rarely have to re-sync everything more than once every couple of years or so.

The PS5 is also running on midrange hardware from 2019. 40 FPS is to be expected when playing a brand new game on 5-year-old parts.

Trump isn’t going to make it to 2028. I’ll be surprised if he lives to see 2026.

It is to me.

Unlikely because we already have .website

Pub crawls are too much effort, especially when you can just drink from the safety of your own home.

That said, I still voted. Dropping off my ballot was easier than getting up to use the bathroom when you’re hungover.

Shit like this is why I won’t buy another handheld console again until they can smoothly run the latest games at at least 1440p 240hz (I was initially going to say 4K but 1440 is enough for a small screen IMO).

I don’t care if it takes a decade or more, I’m happy with my desktop; I’ll wait.

I’m more confused by why it’s the top comment with so many downvotes.

They do but if you want to actually sanitize your dishes, the heater alone isn’t going to cut it.

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To be fair, if you have a home lab setup (or even a simple server), you’re not the average computer user.

If they’re not on their phone (which they probably are as others have pointed out), maybe they’re just a Pokémon fan. I memorized the keyboard combo for the accented “é” about 25 years ago because of this. (Alt+130)

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Same. Water heater is on the opposite side of the house from the kitchen sink. I have to run the sink for several minutes just to run the dishwasher, which is annoying as hell. I hate how much water have to waste just for the dishwasher to get hot enough to clean effectively.

You can fix the issue by installing a pump on your water heater, but that’s a project that I’m saving for when I need a new one in a few years.

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Yeah, seriously; is Dracula even involved in any of this?

Yes he can; just call it an “offical act” and suddenly it’s legal.