The Garfield way, of course.

Very nice.
But can you sit like that for four weeks on end?

This kills the sperm.

(No, seriously, heat does that)

New lyrics to The Beatles’ “Come Together” just dropped.

How is he?

Israel might bulldoze Gaza and maybe a few Mashriq countries, but it would suffocate on Iran. That’s a fucking big country.

I wouldn’t think they feel the need to be “given that right” by anything or anyone. Which is part of what makes them so toxic.

It’s all fun and games until they literally atomize your entire body, assemble totally different atoms in a totally different place so they take on your former shape and call that “beaming.”

♪ Get off
Twenty-three positions in a one-night stand
Get off
I’ll only call you after if you say I can ♪

👏

You have an exquisite taste in music.

Nice extra compartments for storing the milk.
Organic milk, even.

Careful, Elon, or you might get another black eye.