This is by far the best thing we’ve heard on this and both love it!

We well cherish this for our whole marriage lol

Thank you!

Mine and I are getting married this week and we were both excited to see “spouse” as an option on the documents.

We are now spouse and spouse.

The cartoon is also fantastic.

That or they pay both sides.

Its up for debate if she will, but a lot of big ticket donors are bribing her requesting it as a favor for donating to her campaign.

Marjorie Taylor Tweene

OK, but did you pay $600 to have that cabinet in your house and still pumo endless quarters into it?

Split the difference, spend as much of your time on the clock job hunting and doing the bare minimum. Then quit without notice mid shift for the new job.

The other day I started a she called Where the Water Tastes Like Wine. You lose a hand of cards to a Wolfman and he turns you into a hobo skeleton tasked with traveling the US to spread folktales. The wolf is voiced by Sting, the whole game pays homage to an idealized peak of Americana, and I’ve never had to decide what button to map “hitchhike” to before.

Creativity is alive and well, flourishing even. This guy is just blaming others for the problems he brings to the table.

Hands down I’d respect Bush if I saw him kick the shit out of a nazi

I got one of their phones back in 2016 maybe? The screen was cheap as shit but for $50 the specs blew most things out of the water.

Here’s the sweet tea to wash it down

A Republican rep from Indian wants mixed race marriage to be a state matter. I am white, my partner is Mexican. If he gets what he wants, our relationship will be a crime in at least his state.

There are no Democrats openly advocating for my marriage to be a crime.

It seems not all of those snakes aim to kill me.

Physically split up Elon

Draw and quarter the rich

I switched to DDG right after Google added the ai answers to search and in baffled by how fast DDG seemed to go down hill. Just a few months ago it was still giving me on point results on the first try, now it almost feels like I’m using one of those malware search bars from back in the day.

To add even more nonsense, you can get it naturally from the soft Underbark of willow trees.Literally eating this bark makes pain go away.

I really need to rewatch that show

You joke, but of they made 110% of morrowind, addong the fallout 4 mechanics like crafting, item sorting, settlement building and gal decorating I’d order early access. Mind you, me preordering is as likely as Bethesda making a stable game.

Now that’s my kind of review!