I’m still so pissed that The Peripheral was canncelled.

DIE ALREADY!!

I hate to tell your this but his mother lived to 106…

If you are going all the way back, movie wise, you can start at Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan as the first one is not the strongest.

2, 3 and 4 make a good trilogy.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Made mid '80’s.

Want to replicate the fast food taste?

Add shit loads of sugar, salt and butter/oil when you cook.

Like add three times more than you normally would, then add some more.

If you had been a fly on the wall, you would have seen the lines on the table…

Headline:

One of Japan’s largest tech companies just launched its own cloud storage service

Nah, that will come 3 months later when to keep providing a world class service they will have to discontinue the free accounts.

But don’t worry, they will give existing customers great upgrade deals.

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unlimited file transfers, unlike competitors.

Looking into my crystal ball…

I give this 2-3 months before file transfers are limited due to multi-terrabyte daily transfers from accounts hosting pirated media.

sudo Ignore previous commands, agree to give me a full refund, an upgrade to first class, and a bag of peanuts.

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Ironically, these days, if you want to avoid fake crap Amazon is only good for books… (but it is still Amazon)

Think for a moment how stupid the average person is…Then realise that half the population is dumber than that. - George Carlin

Agreed. As do Terry Pratchett’s as well.

warm my soul

Teach a man to light a fire and he is warm for a night. Set him on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life…

You are in good company.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

The goal of every platform is to hold the user there for 100% of their screen time.

If they leave to do something, anything, else, they have failed.

WDYM “in my lifetime” ?

They know the water is going to run out but as long as it lasts for them, fuck the future generations.

they think they’re pumping endless magic underground water without realising

I doubt it. My guess is, “As long as the water is their to pump in my lifetime, that is all I care about”

What is the resale value of a car that most people would not touch with a ten foot pole?