NutWrench

Newt Gingrich? That fat turd from the 1990s?

Maybe he shouldn’t have called it “autopilot.”

And it sounds like he’s already having an affair. With Trump.

Pulling the lever for Trump is like hitting yourself in the balls with a sledgehammer.

DaFoe was amazing in “The Lighthouse (2019).”

This is that “liberal news media” that Republicans keep yammering on about.

The one that’s owned by six corporations.

And if Elmo does it again, he’ll get an even stronger warning.

It must be nice to live a consequence-free life.

If you’re growing onions in a field that doesn’t have proper drainage, the water/fertilizer can actually build up in the tissue of the onion and surface washing doesn’t help.

The E. Coli probably comes from the poop water the onions were soaking in.

“Trickle down economics”

They’re literally saying, “we’re pissing on you.”

Yeah, I suppose it was traumatic, bombing food relief convoys and hospitals. You could have avoided a lot of that PTSD by refusing to follow illegal orders.

Also, get farked, CNN.

The red state governors are just mad because they can’t divert the FEMA funds directly into their own causes. (and pockets).

Just trying to avoid running into forum profanity rules.

“It’s the quiet ones you gotta watch”. You know that one, eh? Every time you see a story about a serial killer on T.V, what do they do? They bring on the neighbor. And the neighbor says “Well, he was always very quiet.” And someone in the room says “It’s the quiet ones you gotta watch." This sounds to me like a very dangerous assumption. I will bet you anything that while you’re watching a quiet one, a noisy one will farking kill you!

Suppose you’re in a bar and one guy is reading a book, not bothering anybody and another guy is standing at the bar with a machete banging it on the counter and saying “I’LL KILL THE NEXT MOTHERFARKER WHO COMES IN HERE!” ……who you gonna watch? You’re goddamn right" - George Carlin

Newsweek: “appears to say”

She literally wrote: "“Yes they can control the weather,”

Long gone are the innocent days when media outlets claimed the independence and nuance of the politics of Elon Musk

Lol. Stopped reading right there. The media will never get over its child-like worship of billionaires.

“I don’t like how Trump said things, but he wasn’t wrong about those critical issues,” Dimon said. “That’s why they’re voting for him. People should be more respectful of our fellow citizens. I think this negative talk about MAGA will hurt Biden’s campaign.”

Yeah, Dimon absolutely endorsed Trump. They just love their little Dynamite Monkey.

So does the crown prefer axes or cordless reciprocating saws for body disposal?

The GOP has used the threat of a government shutdown many times to hold this country hostage. And when it comes to remembering who’s at fault for it, most of the U.S. electorate has the memory of a crack-addled ferret. But if you have a government shutdown THIS close to an election, some of them just might remember who caused it.

“The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.”

Damn right, I’m not helping.

I’d love it if VirtualBox emulated some really basic 3D cards (Voodoo 3, Radeon 9800) so I could do some old school gaming. I have a few old Windows games that won’t run under Wine.