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Mario in a thong with a ball gag. 🤔

This looks painful. 🤔

He should keep that between him and his woman. He doesn’t need to lie to us. 🤷‍♂️

She still looks good. 🤔

Bubba loves when pretty boys go to prison. 😈

That wasn’t the question though. ☹️

Must be desperate for love. 😂

Welcome back to Firefox everyone! At least if you’re as old or older than I. 😁

They don’t even look like real gold. It looks like a fake Rolex from the streets of Manhattan. 🤣

Yeah this is what I do after work. I used to set an alarm but that went out the window. 🤷‍♂️

What did dear leader do to these republicans? 😯

Didn’t he try to use the military the last time and he was told no? What a psycho.

Isn’t he supposed to be liquidating his equipment and not using it to get into more trouble. 🤔

I mean Flint’s problems were caused by switching the water source to save money, not lead pipes. However, replacing lead pipes would be great as well. Most drinking water in America is very safe though. It just tastes like crap.

“Fuck the climate! What about my bank account?!”

So this is why my TV walked into the bathroom while I was dropping a deuce. 🤔

I saw a lady apolozing to Trump for not donating because she had to pay her medical bills and was living in disability. So she was basically giving her disability check to Trump every month. 😖

Uber was taking notes from Disney.

That would be great if he came back to sign it. 😊

Only losers complain about moderators. 🤔