MelodiousFunk

There it is. Was wondering if there was any relation, to the point where I had half a mind to look it up myself. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

It’s nepotism and cronyism all the way down.

It’s easier to bamboozle someone than to convince them they’ve been bamboozled.

Her brain sure isn’t.

They’re in cahoots with the frogs.

Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.

5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔

One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: …holy shit.

The next day: I should post a reply.

Now: We’re in now now.

The other cart:

bump

PUT IT BACK!

thump

STOP IT

jam

I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!

rattles crooked wheel

Goals require long term work, commitment, and developing new habits.

This is why I’m doomed.

Next headline: “The economy is doing super duper awesomesauce but Americans keep saying shit’s fucked: Economists baffled”

One would think a legal name change would have been in their top 5 things-to-do-after-the-war list.

Spoiler: he did.

You know what worked for me? Getting passably good at singing the Bowie parts. It’s like the parts that want to get stuck are in opposition with the Bowie parts and there’s some mental tussling then suddenly the song is over and you’re free.

It also works well at confusing the shit out of people at parties who all want to sing along yet seemingly never got the memo that the song is a duet.

Just some horse balls is all.

Those went into the peach cobbler.

And just think, rural Oregon aspires to be under Idaho’s stewardship.

…says you.

Signed,
Shareholders

Me: watches TNG episode

Risa: memes that exact episode

Me: trek-equivalent-of-fry-suspicious.gif

Congrats! It’s good to see some Zelda II love. It took me years to beat this as a kid, and you bet your ass I got some tips from Nintendo Power lol. To this day it’s still one of my favorite NES games.

Meanwhile, modern Wendy’s is all, “Here’s three patties on a greasy bun slathered in ketchup/mustard/mayo, and if you manage to take a bite it’s all gonna come sliding out the other side like bloody pus. Comes with bacon as an option, too. Don’t forget your quart of sugar water.”

You jest, but she gives a wicked purple nurple.

The millions of people that get infected with one or more of the above but not diagnosed:

“Man, I had a really bad cold. Felt awful. Had to go to work though, was out of sick days and the boss couldn’t/wouldn’t find other coverage.”

If they were president, they’d be Swimmy Carter.

Do you take expired Reddit gold?

Asking for a friend.