Yo mama so ugly she gotta cosplay as a couch to get any.

Big Tampon must have something in trump to get them campaigning for personal purchasing instead of socialist-provided comforts.

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This is the new SQL-Injection trend. Test Every text field!

Everyone needs a piece of side action, even early homo sapien sapien.

That explains the episodic nature of it, thanks for that!!

iirc he might have put it out on cracked.com before he dropped it into a book, but that was before I had gotten into it.

I’d also love to see the first book revisited as like, a 3-4 part mini-series… Give us all the story-lines.

You guys might appreciate my tattoo. :D

Korrok Symbol and the Electric Blue Eye of Korrok.

You know, I used to hate on the movie more than it deserved… Thought it was an terrible interpretation of the book…

However, Jason Pargin himself has come out saying that the movie reinvigorated his writing career, and we wouldn’t have gotten any of the other books, or the zoey series, or anything else without the movie…

I’ve cut the movie a ton more slack since. :P

“This Book Is Full of Spiders, No Seriously, Don’t Open It” Would make a terrifying movie!!

I’m still working my way through “If This Book Exists You Are In The Wrong Universe”. Can not wAIT for I’m Starting To Worry About This Black Box Of Doom!

Jason Pargin’s work is sooooo good.

He’s too busy working on the next skyrim release anyway.

So… I threw an Asain man down the stairs the other day…

It was Wong on so many levels.

Came to mention David Wong. Jasin Pargin took the David Wong character idea and wrote a book series with him as one of the main characters!!

“John Dies at the End.” - Fantastic series!!

Termite paratroopers could work. Attach a brain organoid backpack to each terminate, and let them roll.

I allowed my terror to get high enough yesterday for me to develop a nightmare, for the first time in roughly 3 playthroughs.

A Corpse clung to the window of my bedroom, scaring my captain. We had to perform evasive maneuvers with our space-train in order to shake it off -breaking rapidly, spinning around, and zig-zagging vigorously. I was then told I was not alone by a pop-up message.