A natural disaster of the Luigi variety

That’s good to know. Mint was going to be my distro of choice

Shadow retirement fund

Awesome, thanks for the insight. I was actually looking at Linux Mint myself. I need around 4Gb on a USB to boot it, correct?

They are all my personal laptops from different parts of my past, that I just never threw away when I upgraded

2, though they are both quite old

I really need to stop putting it off and install Linux on my PC and laptops

Reminds me of this

Any specific reason why it’s Uttar Pradesh?

This is the third Indian rape news article I’ve scrolled across in 5 minutes. First a homeless 3 year old, then a murdered 9 year old, and now this… the fuck is going on India, you want the Raj back or something?

The obvious follow up is, how can I, help to hasten the decline

By ingesting it’s own slop?

You have a lovely pair of… apples

But that wouldn’t be one stroke would it? Unless I’m imagining it wrong.

I guess the answer they are going for is slice the apples straight through, horizontally, 1/3 the way up from the bottom, so you have 2/3, 1/3, 2/3, and 1/3 apple portions. Then you give 1 person the 2 1/3 portions, and the other 2 get one of the 2/3 portions each.

But we all know the actual answer people are thinking of

To quote my mother “You’re such a… sensible… person”

I’ll do it. Here’s my CV. As you can see, compared to the current CEO it’s vastly better:

• can beat a tutorial boss. In fact, has beaten many final bosses
• has never done a nazi salute
• is loved by partner and child

To top it off, I’ll do it for the low low price of 200k/year

I just scrolled Facebook, and out of the 44 posts I came across 10 were from friends or pages I had liked. The rest was sponsored slop, or “you should follow this person” type posts.

No wonder the social interaction is down, when less than a quarter of posts I come across are from the reason to have Facebook.

I’m not friends with corporations, so don’t push me their shit.

Prime Facebook was 2007 - 2011/12. When they started algorithm-ing friends posts, that heralded the end. I don’t care that I haven’t interacted with friend XYZ for a long while, I’m still interested in seeing their stuff equally as much as friend ABC who I interact with daily

Deep fake Musk saying that he retracts and drops the suing case, and play it in court.

But make it obviously fake, maybe include his children in it showing love and affection towards him, or something equally far fetched, like him beating a tutorial boss

So was he promoted or fired by the man upstairs?