Idiot. What harm did he expect to do alone? Just plain idiot.

Pedantry isn’t accepted either, sorry.

US politician: “Communication system” suspiciously sounds like communism. I won’t vote for that!

US citizens: Hurray! Fuck communication systems!

Many input mechanisms automatically substitute two hyphens with “–”.

What about getting home?

War :(

I can’t afford a European vacation either. I’m from Europe.

Let me guess: leftwing outlets shout about critics and completely ignore those things that are nice in that bill?

:)

Olivera

Let me guess: she looks Hispanic? That’s your answer. What did you expect?

Insert a hose into a cat mouth, turn on water and wait until the water will leak from the other side of the cat filter.

Trump: Summer classes? Disband schools! Problem solved.

Thanks! Never been to Britain, so no chance of knowing this nuance…

Is that W before Britain? What does it mean?

Trump: Excellent idea! And we need tariffs here too to fill my beautiful budget!

Magnets and stickers aren’t significantly better than thoughts and prayers, but cost more.

Does it come with pooping on cars and people part?

29 IS hot. Alaska or not.

Are you a billionaire?

Trump: … US citizen SO FAR. Shut up or you’ll be covfefed in a second. The US is beautifully great again! Even my friend Putin agrees.

A real villain should always plan that far. Muahahaha!