Ohhhh yeah that makes sense.

Probably depends on if the state has same-day registration. I’m too lazy to check, but if anyone wants to it looks like this was in Florida

That won’t happen because when a GOP member or their family needs an abortion, they get sent off to a state where it’s legal for it to be done.

Reproductive rights for me but not for thee,

He’s 17, he can’t vote regardless

I mean it sucks because everyone’s vote should be counted, but I also don’t really feel bad for Jill fucking Stein.

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I don’t think the Onion was originally meant to sound real though. It’s just gotten that way because of how absurd our actual current events are.

Similar to how the “Weekend Update” segment on SNL used to be primarily joke headlines (with the exception of the OJ Simpson trial), but now they can literally make an entire segment using actual footage from a Trump rally.

I follow The Onion on BlueSky and there’s been a couple times where I’ve had to double check the account because it’s just so believable.

New Trump Ad Shows Montage Of People He’ll Kill If Elected | Onion News Network

Isn’t there some guy online that makes seemingly normal shorts/videos but puts weird shit like this in the background?

Better miserable bastards than fascists

I bet in a few years he’ll be “Dark MAGA” just like Elon

Damn I’m kinda jealous

Wdym clearly this is just how the founding fathers intended for our constitutional Republic to work. /s

Send it to that geoguesser guy on Youtube

Yes exactly like that!

Plus maybe some antitrust lawsuits if we’re lucky

So what your saying is there’s a chance for Presidents Playing Minecraft to actually happen

Even Dick Cheney is afraid of what these two will do.

That’s gotta mean something…

I’m willing to bet they were preparing an endorsement of Harris and someone stepped in to block it.

You know, someone with control of the Post who would benefit from Trump tax cuts.

5th Circuit if anyone was wondering (not that it wasn’t obvious)