“Thousands of my countrymen will perish, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

Americans are increasingly concerned about Donald Trump’s age and fitness as dictator

I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

The one in the article is lowercase

I don’t get it. Could you explain it to me?

… I reluctantly accept your offer.

I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?

About half were wiped out by flu, measles, and chicken pox when contact was made in the 80s.

Finna give ‘im the ol’ skippity pap

M’aiq? I’ve been calling him ‘Mike’ this whole time. Why didn’t somebody tell me?

If you can show supporters of a populist that everyone else is jumping ship, they will too.

Is that what he was saying in Mario 64? “So long, Gary Bowser!”

“Why are you standing up for this guy I’m trying to bully?”

Y’all really are all about the cyber-bullying here 😂

edit: post before me had the same link and quote

Oh, that’s evil. A fee for dining in is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard of. I would be livid.

Better the tester than a user.

What is Dick’s charging these days? My local equivalent burger joint has a double with fries for just over $8. Easily the best I can do around here.

Jesus, I can’t find a cone near me for less than $6.

I don’t know, but if I were to venture a guess I would say they are made from dark meat that’s harder to sell than the wing. Just glue it together and frame it as an upgrade. $12 plate is now $20.

What if I told you…? That’s right. Six puppies.