That is a perfect sample if someone with photoshop skills wanted to do a PAWS poster mock-up, a la JAWS

“So that’s one McBorscht and a Supersized Failed Missile Launch, amiright guys? ROFL”

“Ugh, I’m so sick of this guy’s shit.”

“Your missiles do suck, tho.”

Soon to be a member of KCI, Kentucky Correctional Institution

Um, no! *(giggles in fed)

No, we don’t. Just because you’re reporting it doesn’t make it so. I’m not going into debt for some piece of plastic in nice packaging.

Some rabbit’s gonna have the coolest keychain ever.

“I fart in your general direction!”

Dar mourns for Seth.

“ “ - Gordon Freeman (New dialogue found on beta disc)

My choom.

Cobra Kai Jr.

“And I’d do it again.” Robinson. Probably.

Elvis was Jesus-ified after death and tacky, roadside velvet Elvis art could be purchased and displayed to show your devotion to the King. Love of a musical icon is one thing. But, martyred fascists are not kitsch or cool. Either one will let you know what kind of a home you stepped into. Both would be in bad taste but one is so bad it’s good and the other is so bad, it’s baaaad. And not Michael Jackson bad.

Velvet Elvis? Cool. Velvet Cheeto? Not cool.

Baby looked at you?

Person in headlights of a Jeep.

Oh, it was, was it?

It’s an autonomous collective.

“You’re not my real stool! You’re just a stepstool!”

Well, let’s see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di’s clothes. I couldn’t believe it.