I can’t have been the only person who first read that as “beetlejuice.”

Just the “value” brands.

And then there’s Proverbs 5:19…

Maybe he really is the antichrist.

Never heard of fecal impaction?

Says a lot about our society, if you ask me.

What. The. Fuck.

They haven’t been doing this from the beginning? That’s shady as all hell.

Dude, I never cared who my teachers were, so long as they weren’t jerks. Even then, I got over it.

Okay. That’s just mean.

You don’t fuck with the Jesus

While I think it’s fun and I personally have fun when colleagues share the same name as me, I believe it’s a form of harassment and bullying if you request not to be called something other than your name and people at work, a professional environment, refuse to do so.

Did they ever ask the cat what its preferred name is?

I’d totally run with that and say you can call me HC for short!

I think they’re trying to catch some shiny Eevee or something.

What kind of herba mystica was used?

That… Makes absolutely no sense.

Known not to repeat itself? You should listen HFY stories.

Just recently listened to one that referred to the gas giant outside several times and the alien chick’s long ears giving away that she’s an alien many times. We get it! Don’t need to introduce her more than once. Jesus.

EDIT: If anyone is interested in the one I was referring to specifically, here you go:

https://youtu.be/aBH2YdCkhwU

Fucking Ultra Demon

This is just asking to get rickroll’d.

Yep! But I add ghee to the fish because it’s too lean.

My complaint is mostly due to the threat of dwindling variety. And beef is my favorite.