*Sentence with more than ten words or two commas

*Americans so used to dumbed-down soundbites - “Is this a word salad?”

“The Life of Brian” but with Philomena Cunk

Really shitty source there, OP

Edit - OP edited it to something a bit better!

Clicks link

The very first word in the article is a glaringly obvious fucking typo. Why on earth would I want to read anything that website has to say?!?

The correct answer to “how to plan a road trip on the Amalfi coast” is

“Don’t”

I thought that too, with the TPM thing

Turns out it’s just turned off by default on a lot of mobos. You just go into bios and enable it

Then use a program called Rufus to make a bootable flash drive but without all the shite and spyware, and just upgrade W10 to 11 in minutes

Honestly I put it off for ages because of everyone saying how bad it was, turns out they just don’t know how to customise it to their liking

Probably spending too much time trying to get their printer to work on Linux lol

SLAM THAT DOWNVOTE BUTTON UNTIL THEY LEEEEAARRRRRNNNN

Downvotes duh

Does for 96% of the market lol

I use Windows because it just works

Are the “top critics” all fourteen and freshly arrived from shagging my mum?

“Bethesda covers its arse in anticipation of a bunch of terminally online American teenagers who just learnt the word ‘nazi’ and would use it to describe a fuckin nun if it made them feel a bit morally superior for ten seconds”

premium economy

You can only pick one of these

Been working there long then?

What a childishly obnoxious comment

Buy Lidar at Temu dot com three dollar

Slams downvote button every time

I’ve never owned any Crapple stuff and never will, but even I can see from the thumbnail that the circular vent is lifting the whole unit off the desk, so slipping your finger under to switch it off is going to be a bit odd the first time, then you’ll instinctively know where the button is.

We’ve been doing it with monitors for decades

Intern - “You could at least give me reacharound while you’re doing that”

at least somewhere in the world

The idea of “muh fReE sPeeCh” is an outdated, alien concept in every modern country. The US is the exception, as usual, not the rule