we all vote as a family and laugh about what our net vote is. been like this for decades. the olds only voted for trump once, which is a relief.

I liked the magic system a lot more than XV (where I felt like I could never use it). That’s the one thing I remember from it.

not nothing, but they make my towels worse

don’t forget the christian second coming accelerationist folk who just want to see it all burn because they’re embarrassed they’ve fucked up too many predictions.

tell me this isn’t a sex toy

https://www.the-independent.com/tv/lifestyle/trumpy-trout-fish-donald-trump-b2600404.html

I don’t mean to complain, but 8:16 is not nine minutes.

SYN! SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN!

as the prophecy foretold

Just because you got away with breaking the law for decades, doesn’t mean you weren’t breaking the law and the law can’t be applied today.

i mean it could tho. That’s why every lawyer answers “it depends”

yeah, each season is pretty much self-contained, but it helps to have watched the previous ones the new characters so you can appreciate their story arcs.

they grew up with the idea that their country was a “shining city on a hill” and that ideal was shattered. they want to put it into their fiction, and they got hired for star trek. the federation is the “shining city on a hill” equivalent in star trek. At least that’s what I’m taking from it.

Data Redundancy

you know I was prepared to argue the point but I realized, the articles I enjoy and save are the satirical ones. there are a lot that are just plain parody that I just skim over. But they had to call themselves parody in the best legal brief ever written, dammit.

great [tasting] food, great [sized] country, yes. fucking bastard of a language english is.

I have tried the standard of (If an area’s regional food is tasty, the people are probably pretty good folk) fairly extensively and found few exceptions. Only been tried for witchcraft and run out of town once.

I have voted and Harris will win my state. I’m not sure what else I can do except go online, pretend to be a gopher and really get weird, but I doubt that’d sway anyone and I got shit to do

Onion isn’t parody, it’s satire

As a longbow user, that armor isn’t going to be much good

“so I was sleeping normally when all of a sudden this chicken legged toolshed attacks me”

he’s just enough of a thumb that he legit might not know what dreams are tho