Everyone I know who has done time came out the other end a worse person.

No one has mentioned The Salton Sea.

Or the center of the sun.

TLDR,

Parasite wears green.

The fraud is the person looking for it.

These fuckers are psychopaths!

Let this be a lesson, if ever arrested. Keep your mouth shut and don’t accept anything that the cops give you.

Tar and feather that fucker.

The regulations have changed. It is now OK to bring a windbreaker to an elevator on Wednesdays and Thursdays. Never Monday, though. That is forbidden.

Good luck with that.

I’ll just leave this here.

Thank you.

This is my first time here. I do not abide thought policing. Fuck Reddit, fuck Spez.