It just sounds weird

Still technically correct, but weird.

Reminds me of how foreign spies were caught during the cold war because they couldn’t pronounce certain words or formulate sentences with words in a customary order

I’ve only ever heard chemists say de-ionized, not un-ionized

Art of the fuck up

So no surgeries at all then?

RIP kids

Next up: Trump declares Greenland a terrorist organization

It seems like it’s kept in the same binder Trump keeps his healthcare plan and his plan to end the war in Ukraine

Trump just wants to be president, he doesn’t want to do president

Trump seeks federal law overriding state’s rights?

I feel like I’ve heard a complaint or two about this before…but from where?

The system didn’t fail them, voters did.

If being convicted of 34 felony counts of fraud and civil liability for rape did nothing to persuade voters then there was nothing Jack Smith could have done to change their minds either.

The memos are coming from inside the house!

Isn’t there a TSMC plant in Arizona and the chips act also bolstered Intel as well?

It’s only the Gulf of America in the United States lol

Ever wonder what Trump is going to do on any particular issue?

Whatever the right thing to do is, expect him to do the opposite of that.

Not really. Just rescinded a bunch of Biden executive orders

Not that it matters when congress won’t enforce emoluments clause violations

Maybe Trump is bucking for the McKinley treatment himself

GM has a bunch of vehicle trim levels to rename then too

He’s going to form the department of paper towel throwing

I fully expect them to come up with some kind of insane rationale to try to get around the 22nd amendment and it will come down to a stacked deck supreme court to rule on its constitutionality

It will be fun to watch the Supreme Court justices try their best to distort reality on an amendment specifically designed to handle instances such as this.

It’s going to be a brain melter for sure

I think I might just sell everything I own, quit my job and move somewhere low cost and tropical after November 7, 2028

I wish I had already done it. I just honestly didn’t think America would elect a convicted felon. Even just misspelling the word “potato” used to be a deal breaker