You know as well as anyone, sacrifices are addressed “to whom it concerns”

Do we though? It’s not even as if they deny it, the Republicans are on record saying they don’t like high turnout. They know they’re unpopular and losing ground to demographics over time because they’re so racist, misogynistic, and phobic. They aren’t interested in the real America, they’re not even interested in democracy anymore. Vance is an actual monarchist.

Being critical of the dominant economic system doesn’t require a vow of poverty, but Michael Moore is an idiot

Thanks!

Is Nevada one of those places where the early votes are counted later?

Jesus wept

I was hoping for a chest-burster alien maybe

Maybe I have no sense of humor about it. That ticket is a bitter memory still

Tim showing his face in '24 has big “please clap” energy

Didn’t Zelenskyy say they could rebuild their nukes in a couple of weeks if this happened?

Now give us a chalant one

Correct, horse battery staple

I thought the KKK endorsed Jill Stein lol.

I am delighted to vote green in local elections. They currently have no political machine, no elections ground game, no seats in the other branches of government… Say Stein somehow broke reality in six ways and got enough electoral college votes to win? Her and what cabinet? She’d still be at the mercy of the entire US government, who would bully her into status quo politics or worse, most likely.

Vote your conscience locally. You don’t walk up to a six hour old game of Monopoly with empty hands and big demands unless you’re trolling or trying to change the game, and Stein is no revolutionary.

I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud

I honestly don’t think so, bestie. Monkey’s not gonna press the keys randomly at all. Somewhere in the recesses of his monkey neurons he’ll have made implicit connections between letters and letter combinations. This is the infinite typewriter monkey, not some two-bit organ grinder’s bitch. This monkey has been places, probably been through hell getting to this position in life. Seen wars, been across the globe, and now he’s the star of a famous thought experiment. He loves lowercase t because he’s a devout Christian after having been rescued by that missionary, and being a monkey he doesn’t quite grasp the distinction. Wanna see what he wrote? tttt hhdfyb my ik t tkkoptt aa aaaa Bernardo : Who’s there? tt ttt eeertyuhjk t

You call that random?

I don’t think it works honestly. You’d need a monkey with a lasting and dutiful commitment to true randomness to ever get anything but a finite number of button mashing variations. Monkeys like that don’t come cheaply.

He does not hate gun control. He talks like he does, but is more of a gun grabber than Obama was.

Liking guns comes second to hypocrisy in modern conservative ideology.

Good news? About the climate? Strange times

So it evaporates unburned? That might be worse than burning it, given methane is a greenhouse gas.