Or jump

A government not popular, especially a totalitarian one? No way, really? I am shocked!

Well, not shocked, but…

What’s the opposite of shocked?

Riker on a…

No, I don’t get it.

Oh, Wil on a sil,

Arr, yarr, haharrr!

That is a fine looking cutting board.

I hate all these fascist shit-wits, that’s for sure.

No. It would not. More like a duty to preserve video game history.

Don’t fuck this up 5th circuit.

I know you love to do that, a lot.

Just don’t though, ok?

“Not for long,” T-mobile said as it dispatched hit squads to quash the lawsuit rebellion.

More like a cousin?

Cellophane?

Yeah, but have u tho?

That’s not going in the chili, is it?

Fuck it, I’m down.

This shit is not a game, there are no extra lives: Pad your reaction time IRL because shit happens and you can’t always anticipate it.

You need to leave at least 3 seconds of reaction time between you and the next car, 2 car lengths at that speed is too close for you to reliably react in time.

Elon Musk?

That’s funny because we’re almost all immigrants, so I guess we’re all poison?

Ehh, then again there was that whole native genocide thing.

Give yourself a high five (ok, fine, I guess that’s just clapping, whatever) and move to a better instance!

Tuck and roll!