Is there still a chance of getting rid of that ugly pile of Ted Cruz?

Protect your right to punish your leaders.

Check out The Bulwark podcast. Tim Miller seems like a pretty normal gay guy, who is a republican, and hates the shit out of Trump. I honestly can’t conceive of who Vance is talking about with this.

Me: Hey, boss. I’m going to appeal that thing you told me to do.

Boss: Well, firing you might seem politically partisan, so I guess I’ll have to let it go.

Who will carry on the knowledge of what the a:\ and b:\ drives were?

I immediately thought of this, and wished I lived in the area just so I could go leave the most devastating shit in one of those toilets.

This is why we need to ban hurricanes.

If I just use a projector, do i still have to worry about the maker of the tablet that connects to the projector doing the same thing?

It’s like the only way to square “open carry” laws with “stand your ground” laws is to just let people shoot each other.

They make phones. I had to look this up since I had never heard of this company.

I would find it weird to be referred to as Nothing staff, or a Nothing employee.

I went to a gamestop a few months ago to see if they had any games for my Gameboy Advance. The dude at the register said I might have better luck at the “retro game” store in the next town over. I nearly spit out my Crystal Pepsi at him.

Perhaps he’ll claim asylum because, in his dumbshit world view, the US is persecuting billionaires.

No one is lonely in cell block 8 🧖‍♂️🧼

Sounds nice, but it seems like most places would just deport him back here.

Yeah, maybe instead he should be arguing for people without kids to have fewer votes. Maybe, just picking a number at random here, like they should get 3/5 of a vote.

/s

If she were from the east coast, we could have a “from White Castle to White House” slogan.

Aw, that’s not fair to presidents elected prior to 1955 that never had the chance to work at McDonalds.

I realized that what I meant as snark could be interpreted as agreement with the notion that Harris shares the same views on the situation as Biden.