DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.nettoProgrammer Humor@programming.dev•Merge then reviewEnglish
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10 months agoNothing improves morale like the on-call having to unfuck production for the third time that hour because mUh VeLoCiTy decided code review and testing in CI was too slow.
Techbros are fucking cultists.
I nearly had a heart attack until I read the word “ARM” at the end.
It seems like ARM Arch is doomed for whatever reason.