This couldn’t be more on the nose, unless maybe if they gifted chess boards with just the pawns inside.

However, we’re willing to export our Arctic Vortices to Texas free of any additional levies.

I wonder if ON can impose a 25% surcharge solely on Michigan? Ultimately, it doesn’t really matter. Plenty of people from Minnesota (47%) and New York (43 %) voted for this nonsense.

Why not give Zimmerman a Presidential Medal of Freedom while you’re at it?

And that is why I’m here now. Hello fellow travellers!