Ok… so now what are the blue checks paying for if not to be on top of your feed? Just the blue checkmark?

Best part for me is that both of these rich dickheads literally own social media platforms and they still couldn’t pull this off 🤷‍♂️🤣

One of the best dodgers, everyone is saying it, very large men with even bigger tears in their eyes are saying it to me on the street

I would

What a cretin.

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Dude is so likable and squeaky clean seeming that it makes me worry his crawlspace is full of human remains or something

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Oh shit they slammed him? That means it’s serious

Gay, trans, commie, fascist, marxist, pedos, mean, dumb, elite, weak, powerful…

Take your pick, I guarantee every ‘slander’ you can imagine is on its way or already being used.

So he should definitely go

Well, put your mind at ease. The Democratic Party doesn’t think jd Vance fucked a couch.

“Couch fucker” is catchy though, it rolls off the tongue, it’s easy to remember

‘Diaper Don and the couch fucker’ is a great response to ‘sleepy joe and low iq karolla’ or whatever tf trump is calling her

— it sucks that this is where American political discourse is, but this is where THEY brought it to. Taking the high road isn’t a virtue when dealing with a bully and it isn’t effective.

Under scrutiny?

Oh no, that’s not nearly severe enough of a reprimand. Im bravely speaking out to demand he be slammed by lawmakers!

Gotcha

What’s the T word?

Can I chip in on this…?

But not in the nice way

Only reason they haven’t given him the key to the city is that someone lost it and they’re still looking for it between the cushions

No even smart enough to hold onto his one and only meal ticket. 🤣🤷‍♂️