Brawndo

I’ve got what plants crave.

Pass a law that says you can’t be a violent criminal.

/s

By this logic because there is infinite time and infinite possibilities, we could develop a cure or a virus that kills this prion and avert this crisis. We could also not and just die. Then there is a possibility that none of this exists and this is a simulation and the developers haven’t added this as a feature yet.

That was just pop culture meme back then

It’s got Electrolytes!