Maybe Micro$oft should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and cut back on the avocado toast…Cunts.

I see the all-encompassing maw that exists in the place where my soul would go, if I had one…

… Also seals with beach balls…

I was upset at first, but he was right in the long run.

What the French say about love is true… “omlette du fromage”

He saved my first and third marriages…

Homes aren’t going to get more affordable… Neither is Healthcare.

Fucking Summit County. Yuppie hive of scum and villainy

Aim-Track

These work pretty good. Especially as a gun con “homage”

Defo Kurt Angle…

Lil’ “bone apple tea” comin’ atcha!