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I was sat down reading this and still ended up on the floor in pure shock.

Fucken can’t wait to hear it tell me how it’s gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I’m shit at video games.

tongue click Nice.

Imagine having more chin than fucking brains. Absolute degenerate cunt.

Genuinely. I’ve been conditioned at this point now to just consider the bottom line before reading further into any article about the environment and the animals we share earth with. In fact no, it’s not even exclusive to that… Just anything really. If it’s gonna effect someone’s bottom line (that isn’t the usual public) you can guarantee it won’t happen.

I hope that day never comes.

I’ve paid my upvote tax

Lemon party was a bunch of old naked dudes sat in a group i think… Mightve been involving themselves with each other? It’s been a fucking loooong ass time since I got shown that and meatspin at school lol

You little bastard get down off that scaffold and give me the shooter, fucking going bed without supper. No, I don’t want to hear it - you’re not playing out with them again.

Cold, soggy and doused in salt?

Putler insisted they could see all of the evidence if they just took a look out of a window Putler directed them to. /s (maybe not /s)

And I want Ubisoft to get comfortable with these torrents and my ridiculously slow download speed but life’s a shit house!

Rumour has it they found tunnels inside them.

I went out for a walk earlier, not too far just couple of miles to clear my head. Get some fresh air. Anyway, regardless of how many signs my council like to spend money on to display the consequence of leaving your dogs shit, people still do it. Fact is, I saw a dog shit and it’s getting harder to differentiate that dog shit and Unity.

Full of cold I sniggered way too hard at that and 3 years of shnots came out. Cheers for the laugh and clear out. Happy new year

And bring that keg of mead on board with ya, ya dastardly scallywags 🏴‍☠️

A type of snake mixed with a rat.

They stated “IME” and “personally”, understanding thresholds vary per person… but you gloss over that just to try and create an argument. I bet you have blue hair.

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I was expecting more urgency from the security. Yeeting Joe into the car, slamming the door then duel wielding guns and just start blasting in every direction… Kind of urgency.